HELL THE HYENAS

Perfect First Try

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// netorase, good end, religious trauma

Finally traveling to visit your online gf!

You spend the weeks before studiously planning and researching handjob technique. It's the first time for both of you.

You're going to take her virginity, and it's going to be Perfect :)

But when the day arrives, and you lay nestled in your angel's bed, you just can't work up the nerve. Despite your preparations, you're just not ready to give her the experience she deserves. The visit comes and goes. Plenty of kissing, but not so much as a graze below the belt.

She understands, thank goodness. Next time, you promise, you'll be ready. You won't let her down. Maybe you just need to do a few "practice runs" first, on some other non-virgins with lower stakes? Nothing untoward, certainly nothing unfaithful!! Just rehearsal. Just research.

You meet a local dyke who is happy to oblige. Local dyke is an excellent teacher, patiently guiding your hand and jaw, one or two nights a week. Your skill grows. A few times she even finds you a few other virgins—midterm exams—and you deflower them expertly.

You insist your gf watches each call, so you can assure her it's not real loving sex. You'd never cheat on her. You're doing it for her.

Gf does so studiously and chastely, one arm conspicuously just out of frame. Soon, your practice sessions even come to replace your weekly date and movie night.

A few months later, she saves up to visit you. This is it. You're practically an expert at both handjobs and head now. You're gonna do it this time.

You lay her down in your bed. You run your hands through her hair down her neck, and to her stomach.

...Fuck, not again.

What's wrong with you? Why is this so hard? It wasn't with the other girls. It's because it's Her. Your angel. Your unbroken, unsoiled thing. You're unworthy. You owe her perfection.

You can't bring yourself to take her purity with such meager skill. Not until you can do it flawlessly.

She says maybe you're getting a little too in your head. Honestly, even a bad handjob would be fine coming from you! It's not like she'd know the difference, haha! But she loves you and she's willing to wait.

It's merciful of her to lie to spare your feelings. But you can't let her down again.

Suddenly, you get a marvelous idea.

Experienced local dyke arrives as fast as she can. You said it was an emergency, after all. What's the situation?

And you explain.

Dyke is confused. She thought she'd be fucking you.

Girlfriend is confused. She wants to fuck you.

No see, it's perfect! She can take your gf's virginity, and then afterwards you can fuck her without worrying so much. It's a win-win-win.

Oh no no no. Local dyke is not letting you cop out like this, not after all your training.

This is your final exam and she's not gonna let your "weird purity kink" or your insane phobia ruin it. She'll take drastic measures if she has to.

Dyke pushes your squirming gf against the bed and pulls off her pants. Your GF is hard and twitching, harder than she ever did over Discord. She's naked in-person for the first time.

You're going to jerk your girl off tonight, and she's gonna LIKE IT. Her dick's right there, princess. Get to work.

You stammer and fluster. Your gf is your everything. Your angel. You can't let her down. And yet, and yet.

Suddenly local dyke gets a marvelous idea.

She slinks the shoulders off her own distressed overalls, and they fall to the ground, revealing her own familiar erection, throbbing in your face.

"Student, suck me off," she says, flashing a cocky smile at your girlfriend, "Runt, touch yourself."

Woah. Woah woah woah.

You've practiced on her (always at her place) a hundred times, but that was mere science. That was research.

Here she is now, barging into your bedroom, in the moment of truth. This is romantic. Sexual. This is actual real sex. This is... a sin!

This is cheating!!!

You whip around, trying to cover dyke's junk so your angel doesn't see it. Apologies spill from your mouth.

oh my god babe i'm so sorry i didn't think she'd do this!! i only wanted her to fuck you to take your virginity, i didn't want to actually have real sex sex with her in front of you! fuck!

Local dyke awkwardly covers herself.

You, despicable adulterer, throw yourself at your girlfriend's knees.

please forgive me. you never should have tried to learn. you never should have tried to take your angel's perfect virginity. you've damned yourself a thousand times. damn you. damn you.

online girlfriend speaks:

"baby, um, i didn't really get all of that but. um. i'm okay with this? i thought i made it obvious that i liked watching you two."

but that wasn't- you weren't- it was only-

"y-yeah! that's okay! but..." pokes her fingertips together "i think i really wanna do this?"

she... wants this? you have a million questions. how could anyone ever-?

Dyke smiles and pats your shoulder, a little less cocky.

I know you're clearly working some shit out, but your girl's getting cold. Are you in, kid?

y-yes! you're in!

Heh. Then so am I. Let's see you work.

tenderly, sensually, lovingly, you lean forward and take local dyke's dick in your mouth.

advanced mode. expert mode. extra lubrication. not too much teeth, not too fast, plenty of attention on the tip. you don't even gag.

angel's paw nervously returns to her dick, then not-so nervously jerks off.

Fuck, that's it, kid. she grips your skull and pounds your mouth, while maintaining perfect eye contact with the runt. Holler when you're close.

angel immediately nods her head and slows down "i'm close~!" Already? Guess I shouldn't be so surprised.

Dyke pushes your head back, until only drool connects you, then turns you toward your angel. In this moment, fingers lightly teasing her length, pulsing cherubically, she looks heavenly. Pure. if only this moment could stretch on forever...

Now's the time, kid. Take her, and ruin her.

You wrap your fingers around your girlfriend's shaft, so gently, like it's the trigger of a loaded gun. She shivers and recoils and throbs and nestles into your hand.

"d-don't stop, p-please babe. i'm so~" her voice breaks, "closee~"

And for just a moment, you ponder stopping.

You could still let her come back from this. You could let her cool down, go soft, and spare her the indignity of this utter mess you've made of her first time having sex with you.

In a few years, you could marry her and then fuck her and it'd be okay and your souls wouldn't go to hell.

But teacher's watching. Angel's watching. Heaven watching. Can't let her down.

So you stroke. Slow, then fast, then very fast. You know the way girls with dicks like it. Her clear pre is sufficient lube. You've taken so many of them like this. You've sucked and slurped and ruined so many, all in preparation for this.

"th-thank you!" your angel moans, "bless me, thank you!"

Your mouth on her tip is what finally does it. She shoots. Glorious beautiful sounds leave her lips, her hot breath mixes with yours in the air between you.

Her smell, oh gosh, her taste. It's all you could have hoped for.

You did it. You're surprised with yourself. Most of all, you're surprised when you look up and see she has not lost her glow. Her perfection. Her soul. Her halo is perfectly intact. Perhaps you were never doomed at all.

Angel catches her breath. "o-oh my gosh babe, that was so good. th-thank you."

Local dyke grins and collapses victoriously onto your bed, boorishly wiping herself clean on your bedsheet. when did she...? hah. oh well.

You smile as the last of your gf dribbles into your mouth. swallowed, naturally.

Your angel falls back into the pillow. Local dyke plays with her hair. Angel plays with your hair. you lick the cum from the sides of your eternal, ethereal smile.

GF clears her throat, and her next words drag a spear through your heart.

"um. n-next time, m-maybe i can just watch you two again?"